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Thank you for signing up for AOL.
You have been billed $999.99 from your bank account "1234-12**-****-**34".
Your free trial ends in:

0 H 0 MIN 30 SECONDS
<30 seconds later>
You: Why did I have to pay $999.99 again?
Tech Support: YOU ASKED ALOUD! NICE! NOW YOU GET A -30% DISCOUNT!
Tech Support: ONLY $1300/30 SECONDS! ISN'T THAT A HUGE DISCOUNT!?!? Yes or yes?
You: Just delete my accoutn.
by AAAAAAAAAA_SO_BAD April 14, 2021
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