lick the welcome mat

when you go down on a homeless girl,slut,ho,or hood rat

dam josh u shouldnt ''lick the welcome mat''.

by flaversaver September 13, 2011

Welcome much

{Welcome}

You are welcome much for that gift

by ChrisD99 August 1, 2018

Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

Best Welcome

Ejaculation onto someone as soon as they walk into a room. Done to be humiliating, implying that sexual activity with target would have been less satisfying than jerking ones self off.

Jim only gave his "best welcome" to a girl when she became too clingy.

by DecepticonZombie June 4, 2018

You are welcome

I made it a point to remember because I knew that I would be the only one who did. The 15th right? Yep... BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!

Hym "You are welcome! I knew no one else would say anything... Sorry 🤷 ♂️ If retard sex cult doesn't get a response I doubt one lone voice would.... Let's get a head count of lives saved. 1 million? 2 billion? Am I the greatest hero of all time? Probably."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Welcome to Dreamworld

Welcome to dreamworld is a series made my Rainbott on youtube, its a horror genre that implies a kids attraction that was founded by three main founders: Oliver, Lewis and Sarah... and we look at wyatt nicholson and how he tries to uncover the secrets of this place. but you should really watch it, its pretty good acctually-

have you watched "Welcome to dreamworld?" on youtube?

by The Queen Of Moss! June 2, 2023