nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

shaft stache

The art of trimming a mustache with pubic hair above your Penis.

My Girlfriend Ashley went down on me and said my Shaft Stache looks bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 2, 2024

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024

bump staches

When two gay men are having a hot makeout sesh

Hey Brad, wanna bump staches In the alley?

by YE the OG July 13, 2024

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Pork stache

The term for a plus sized woman’s fat upper pussy area resting upon ones face whilst performing cunnilingus from the bottom position.

That fat girl was sitting on my face and giving me a pork stache.

by Dick the dictionary February 4, 2023

Dirty Bird Stache

When you stick your middle finger up your poopy butt and proceed to wipe it on your upper lip.

I gave myself a dirty bird stache yesterday and I loved it!

by Sauce!! May 12, 2025