shlong

slang for penis

Yo bro your shlong is massive and juicy.

by longschlong_1 September 29, 2022

E-Shlong

An online dick

That tweet was written by an e-shlong obviously!
What an E-Shlong!

by Hendrix the Jimmy October 15, 2022

shlong

a thing all of my friends have a competition eating and carter always wins by eating 20 shlongs per minute.

a shlong is something that is yummy

by RayVulpes June 2, 2022

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

Monster Shlong

The goose creek security guard with a red bull dick

Oh my lawd, look at that monster shlong

by Idekimfucked December 13, 2021

chicks with shlongs

another word for trans woman THEY ARE WOMAN TOO YA KNOW

homophobe omg look it a chicks with shlongs

trans womans oi bitch we are just trans say it

by randome-gay-bitch April 16, 2022

Shlong

Way before the term "mullet" ever came to be, this now-famous hairstyle was known as a "shlong." A contraction of "short-long."

Nice shlong, dude.

by RedCentral February 3, 2022