Wank Seat

The component part around which most wank stations are built. This can range from basic units, commonly known as chairs, through to multilevel masterbation apparatus.

I wouldn't sit there, that's Dan's wank seat

by Colin Bucket August 7, 2020

Aisle seat

The worst seat in the cinema reserved for the lanky or infirm

Dave booked us aisle seats again

by Frank N Stein October 29, 2020

Seating plan

When your teachers fuck with u and give u a shit seating plan to see if it helps with your depression from getting rid of ur friends.

Joe: dude this seating plan sucks

jimmy: ok throw your phone on the floor to look unbeehaved
Joe: ok fuck it

Jimmy I think yo girl just called u in mid air

Joe: FUCK

by The_trickster_ November 3, 2020

seated hug

a step above the traditional hug. This hug is reserved for occasions such as a long awaited return of a friend...or significant other. The embrace will be so strong and enjoyable that it is best appreciated in a seated position.

Jill gave Jack a good "seated hug" upon his return from a two week business trip.

by redneck dictionary September 11, 2012

ejaction seat

The seat that you masturbate in.

Your bro: Dude. Don't sit there. That is my ejaction seat.
You: That's fucking disgusting, man.

by brostradamusmandudechill March 3, 2011

The Preacher's Seat

In a Southern droll or slang; to fall flat on your ass.

The Preacher's Seat: Such as falling on ice or walking into a tree limb.

by ComradeChandler March 22, 2011

seat fuzz

A female with that doesn't wear pantie's while driving in a car there fore leaving fuzz on vagina

ewwwww dat bitch got seat fuzz on her pussy

by cody_757 October 8, 2011