trunk rug

(noun) The hair on your butt.

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."

by doctorgroove August 25, 2016

Rug Mutt

(noun) term for a masculine lesbian; dike

Check out the rug mutt in the sleeveless plaid shirt.

by nikkanicki December 23, 2011

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.

Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!

by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023

Rug Quit

Quitting something (preferably a game) because you had no rug

Person 1: Leaves
Person 2: Why Leave?

Person 1: GRRR ME NO HAVE RUG ME NO HAVE RUG ME EAT YOU
Person 2: ok

omg he rug quit?? no way

by CheesyDinos April 25, 2023

rug pilled

Being suspicious of all crypto currency trading sites, and keeping their coins in a private key offline under their rug

Ellen: Did you keep all your doge on cryptsy?
Carl: Yeah, unfortunately because I wasn't rug pilled

by urban dolphin August 16, 2021

Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down

Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!

by Charlesthe5th December 28, 2021

Rug Dance

When your in the shit with the boss or the company, been called in for a meeting with management.

Toms been called into the office for a Rug Dance

by Analbandit090 April 27, 2021