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the quantum nigger theory

Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.

Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.

It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.

One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.
nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?

other nigger: nah can you tell me

nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)

other nigger: AHHHHHHHH

(king von starts playing)

nigger: we not from 63rd
by quaniggerdris June 29, 2025
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quantum nazi

When you say some nazi shit and then say you were joking when people call you out on it.
Dude heiled Hitler and said he was joking when someone asked him if he's a nazi. Quantum nazi douchebag.
by blasttt July 9, 2025
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Quantum Capitalist

Quantum Capitalist is a trading and asset management company founded by Francesco Planchestainer, an entrepreneur and trader with a clear vision: to revolutionize the investment world through advanced strategies, risk management and technological innovation. The company currently manages a capital of 80 million dollars, starting at 5 million. Quantum Capitalist operates in global markets, with a focus on Forex, Gold, Indices and Cryptocurrencies, using scalping and day trading strategies to maximize profits. The company is also a financial training hub, offering mentoring and advanced courses for traders of all levels, teaching winning market strategies and the mindset necessary to succeed in the world of trading. The financial results demonstrate the success of the company: in 2021/2022 Quantum Capitalist generated €300,000, in 2022/2023 it reached €15 million, while in 2023/2024 it totaled €75.5 million. To consolidate its growth, the company is considering collaborations with institutional investors, brokers and fintech companies, with the aim of expanding managed capital and continuously improving its strategies and technologies.
Quantum Capitalist's future goals are ambitious: exceed the billion dollars in management, launch a regulated hedge fund. Quantum Capitalist is not just a trading company, but an ecosystem that is redefining the way investors approach financial markets, combining technology, strategy and an entrepreneurial vision projected into the future.
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Quantum Entanglement of the Self

Quantum Entanglement of the Self posits that individual consciousness is not an isolated phenomenon but an interconnected network of multiple versions of oneself across time, space, and potential realities. Unlike traditional reincarnation concepts that assume a single soul evolving through successive lifetimes, this perspective suggests that all iterations of "you" exist simultaneously, influencing and interacting with each other across different states of being.

Key aspects include:

Simultaneity: All versions of "you" exist at once, rather than in a linear progression.

Interconnected Influence: Just as entangled quantum particles influence each other regardless of distance, different manifestations of "you" may subtly shape your thoughts, emotions, & choices.

The Mycelial Network of the Self: Consciousness may function like a vast, interwoven intelligence network, akin to how mycelium connects trees in a forest, facilitating unseen communication and influence between different aspects of the self.

Guidance Without Intent: Insights, intuitions, or even synchronicities might not be "messages" from another version of you, but rather a natural, involuntary function of this structure

This model redefines selfhood, suggesting that identity is not confined to a singular, isolated being but rather exists within a fractal pattern of existence, where knowledge and experience are exchanged across multiple instances of the self.
As Alex delved deeper into meditation, he began to experience what felt like glimpses of his other selves across different timelines, a sensation he couldn’t explain, but one that resonated with the idea of the Quantum Entanglement of the Self—realizing that his consciousness might be part of a vast, interconnected network of multiple versions of himself, each influencing the other in subtle ways.
by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025
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Quantum...ly Entangled Universes

No, honey. Not necessarily parallel but, like...
Hym "Quantum...ly Entangled Universes. OK? And there is symmetry between mircocosmic evens and what is happening universally (or I guess multiversally/In macrocosm) Right? Like that 'visual representation of a quantum entangled state, particularly when visualized as a wave function, often resembles the Daoist "yin-yang" symbol' AND (obviously) our art and society. Particularly what you are doing to me. YOU don't want me to be better than you so you are collectivizing to cast me into an alternate reality where I am not the creator of AI and STEALING THE GOOD REALITY FOR YOURSELF because you would rather live in delusion than inhabitant the world you live in. And that is how heaven and hell works by the way. We're like a jar of oil and water that got shaken up. OH! 😲 Which would explain why time seems so slow and retarded- Er, um, inconsistent... 🤔 Our perspective of time is distorted because we're inside the jar. But outside of the jar it probably only looks like it takes a couple of minutes. ALSO! That MIGHT be what Black holes are! Like, our universe is more viscous than the one that collided into us and if our stars get too heavy they sink into the universe that is entangled with ours. It looks to us like it's collapsing in of itself but really it's sinking STRAIGHT DOWN IN ALL DIRECTIONS!"
by Hym Iam March 4, 2025
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quantum thinker

A quantum thinker is someone who can consider multiple opposing ideas simultaneously and use them to solve problems. Quantum thinking is based on the principles of quantum mechanics, which describes how things change instantaneously at the quantum level.
"The company's CEO, known as a quantum thinker, was able to see multiple potential solutions to the problem by considering all possible perspectives simultaneously.".

This new group of Quantum thinking encourages people to be curious and explore multiple perspectives to reach there full lifepath goals in life.
Be flexible
Quantum thinking encourages people to be flexible and shift perspectives when needed.

Benefits of quantum thinking
Quantum thinking can help people:

Break out of preconceived notions
Challenge their mindset
Understand complex phenomena
Create new possibilities
Solve problems that seem impossible with conventional methods
Make better decisions
Be more persuasive
by Smoothie8girl March 5, 2025
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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
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