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Bedford Park Pond

Bedford Park Pond is defined by legal fishing, for example, "My son harpooned a tuna fish at Bedford Park Pond' and it was totally legal
by Yanfl June 17, 2023
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angas pond

angas pond is a short little guy that likes men and always rage quites when i talk to him for some reason he thinks he is the top shit but hes not , and likes ugly girls from a all girls boarding school and for some reasons he talks about the weidest facts and its some how right becasue he types all this shit from google and btw he is gay and likes white rocks and that word but with a C he likes to bang maddie every dayy alll day and he has got a friend named aidan dacey that like to finger him all night the gay bozo
angas pond is a retard and like to bounce on coks
by your local money69 June 21, 2023
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Fish Pond Problem

"Have a fish pond problem" = Thinking you have a huge, critically important problem to deal with.

Compared to - "Making a mountain out of a molehill" = Exaggerating and exacerbating a very minor, insignificant issue into a tremendous obstacle or crisis.

Owners of fish ponds ( like koi ponds) get very upset if something goes wrong with their koi or the environment. The world is ending if there is a fish pond problem.
John was stressed about missing the office holiday party, but his wife told him he was having a fish pond problem and it wasn't that big of a deal.
When the restaurant messed up my order, I started to get really worked up until my friend said "Relax, you're having a fish pond problem again over something minor."
Sarah tends to have a lot of fish pond problems - she'll obsess over tiny issues like being 5 minutes late as if they're catastrophic events.
The team spent two hours debating the colors for the new logo design. Their manager finally had to intervene and say they were having a fish pond problem before refocusing them.
by erinod23 June 4, 2024
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Goose pond shit

Man made bodies of water in Alberta, Canada, which consist of water a goose shit
Get the hell outta here with that goose pond shit.
by ABigDD July 29, 2024
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big fish small pond

A game monetization strategy for encouraging player spending by splitting the player base into smaller isolated groups (often servers) that cannot interact with each other within the game, especially in the context of pay-to-win and gacha. Whales will find it easier to top leader boards due to the smaller amount of competition, and non-whales who are surprised to find themselves on the leader boards will feel pressure to spend money to keep their position. Additionally, if casual players begin to lose interest and depopulate servers, low-population servers can be merged (usually without notifying players) to prevent whales from realizing that they are spending money on a dying game.
"Of course I bought the top tier battle pass! I've been in the Top 200 for PvP in this mobile game since it launched!" "Big fish small pond, eh?"
by ukn!und9rep8aph6ABE April 6, 2024
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Ponding

The art of pressing two peoples asshole together and one of the people shitting into the other’s asshole
Bro I with Sophie and we were ponding.”
“Ew bro that’s disgusting.”
by Ohiorizzler42069 May 23, 2024
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Jorkle Pond

A man-made body of jorkle juice filled by men with a dream to jork until they bruh.
The men gathered around the jorkle pond to help support the community.
by cockthrob May 23, 2024
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