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porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021
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porcelain black

porcelain black, known earlier as porcelain and the tramps, is an american singer/songwriter from Detroit. she's best known for her two songs "pretty little psycho" and "this is what rock n roll looks like".
by porcelain black is hot April 11, 2022
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porcelain pet

Another name for poo, doo doo, taking the browns to the Superbowl.
"Man I gotta squeeze out a porcelain pet right about now"
by Randomhero20 February 14, 2021
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porcelain horse

My friend doesn't have a lot of money so he had to get a porcelain horse instead.
by Maxgus54 February 22, 2021
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porcelain blowjob

When you stick your dick in a toilet and flush.
by El_chopo May 14, 2021
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Porcelain price

The price you pay for eating or drinking something foul, causing uncontrollable diarrhea. A variation on the "iron price".
I ate some of that suspect kimchi and spent the rest of the afternoon paying the porcelain price.
by BigATB May 19, 2021
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Porcelain Sandwich

Leaving a massive shit between the toilet seat lid and the toilet seat itself.
Oh for fuck sake, someone's left a porcelain sandwich for the fifth time this week!
by SubwayShitter November 13, 2025
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