Pooh

Cartoon Character or form of using the bathroom.

I had too go take a pooh a number two.

by americandad555 December 22, 2024

Pooh Funger

Live music that isn't performed well by an artist.

E.g. Sounds like he's got Pooh Funger;

by TellItWell August 30, 2025

Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana

1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!

by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025

Pooh

Hard of hearing.

Pooh could not hear them.

by prosvsjoesamronstbrown October 14, 2025

Winnie The Poohed

When someone dips their hand into your ass like a honey pot.

Payton likes to get Winnie The Poohed in his free time.

by SoaPxPhysicss February 9, 2025

Stanka Pooh

Your favorite person, the one who’s fine as hell and lowkey your favorite human. Could be your bestie, your almost-something, or just someone you adore way too much. A mix of flirty, fun, and a little goofy—basically, the ultimate term of endearment.

1. “I swear, every time I see him, my brain just stops working—he’s my Stanka Pooh for real.”

2. “Why you smiling at your phone like that?” “Chill, it’s just my Stanka Pooh being cute again.”

by Jesapusses February 28, 2025

Shmoogily Pooh

A noun used to refer to your significant other, when they are just the cutest darn thing in the world

My Shmoogily Pooh watched Stranger Things with me, and got super close when the scary monster came out. She has my heart

by Shmoogily Pooh Bear July 28, 2024