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are revolvers
pistols are revolvers dumbass
by Gorosei May 4, 2020
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pistol /̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿. (-_-) i want to do this
by TarzanTheMonkeyMan October 26, 2020
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Portland Pistol Whip

While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.

James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.

Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
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pistols and chickens

Pistols and chickens: guns and kilo bricks of cocaine.
"I loaded the pistols and chickens in the truck "
by Ghetto litteracy August 17, 2016
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Silence Pistol

When you hiding in a bush and bust on a girls face while she’s walking by.
Some thot was walking in the sidewalk and silence pistol her and she didn’t know what had happened to her.
by ROLLINTHEDOUGH January 20, 2018
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Pistol whip

To strike your partner in the face/head with your penis
Len threatened to bite Mark’s penis during a blowjob, so Mark pistol whipped Len and left a mushroom shaped bruise on Len’s forehead.
by Ben Lougie November 7, 2021
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pistol

1. taking a huge piss after holding it in for a long amount of time
2. slang for urinating
1. Jeff had been in the car all day with going to the bathroom therefore it was not surprise when he screamed out "I have to take a pistol".
2. Mrs. Nancy could i take a pistol
by Frank Oveltreer August 25, 2013
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