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The Miranda special

A sex act that involves perking off a guy using your feet and elbows, so you don't get your hands dirty because you have to make coffee. Then at the end you'll throw an iced caramel macchiato in their face
This guy was being a total ass, so I gave him the Miranda special
by Den18 April 18, 2025
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Hailey and Miranda

the best pair of friends youll ever find. hailey also wants ice cream from mirandas house but she says no.
Hailey and miranda: friends

Hailey: can i come over and have icecream?

Miranda: no.

Hailey: ok sybau
by imyourking June 9, 2025
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Miranda Math

Austin gives Miranda chocolate.

Miranda spills chocolate on herself.

It’s Austin’s fault.
That’s Miranda math
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Miranda Math

If Austin gives Miranda chocolate & Miranda spills it on herself…it’s Austin’s fault
That’s Miranda math
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Miranda

The Taurus alignment with the Orion constellation created a sliver of time in which the name Miranda was born. People with the name Miranda are often associated with aggressive and uncomfortable behavior, likely due the intensive adaptive radiation those folks were put through on their descension down to Earth from the star dust of Uranus.
Miranda is mean.
by Miranda's #1 Analyzer May 20, 2024
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Miranda

Drunk fat oink oink vapemaster with 16 kids, but only knows of 2

Goes through cars even faster than she goes through a box of Oreo cookies

Favorite flavor of popsicle is Budweiser, her kids are more mature than she is

Past times include blowing smoke in the faces of infants and complaining about children not sharing their one-seater

go-karts

Probably causes earthquakes when she farts and lives with her parents rent free, resulting in the youngest child losing all of their hard-earned money

Oh also the chick from iCarly after 10 pizzas per meal
Miranda wrecked her car for the fourth time this month.

Miranda, you ate the cat you fat pig!
by BeanFlicker52 November 29, 2021
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Lin Manuel Miranda

Lin Manuel Miranda is the guy who made a hip hop musical about the founding fathers the biggest musical of the 21st century. And yet Disney still overuses him for one single type of music.
by Spagballs March 17, 2024
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