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Person1: She's definitely a milf
Person2: My sister is not a mom
Person1: Yea, I said she was a milf
by Z__ September 3, 2019
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Mono Islamic liberation front

Next time your sons friends call you that just think of all the Mono Islamic liberation fronts
Son Friend 1: You one fine ass milf let me smack yo big ass, BITCH!

Son friend 2: Yea I would fuck the shit out of you milf

You: Yes I also love the sharing of mono Islamic liberation fronts *Smiles and nods*
by NiggerSlaya69-420-911 May 3, 2018
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MILF - Moro Islamic Liberation Front - active separatist militia in Philippines. Currently in peace with the government.
MILF continues to hunt for wanted ISIS-inspired militant
by luftmausmann December 2, 2017
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"Whats your favourite food?"
"MILF"
by seafoodboy October 18, 2020
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This word stands for Mega Incredible Lovely Female
Son: Mom is such a MILF
Friend: NO MY MOM IS THE BIGGEST MILF EVER
by Mia Khalifa and the BBC October 19, 2020
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Mother Who I want to fuck

I woman who has kids that you want to smash and have sex and fuck with usually 30-40+ years
1. Mom I'd Like to Fuck, or Mature I'd Like to Fuck

A MILF is any woman with children who has men that want to have sexual intercourse with her. The term is also sometimes used to describe women above a certain aged (30 or 40+) who are not mothers themselves, but are deemed to be sexually attractive, and also have men that would like to partake in sexual intercourse with them.

Your mum is a MILF, dude

I saw this total MILF getting off the bus today
"Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck"
mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their moms doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life. If they've ever breastfed,they have really responsive nipples and a core of erectile tissue in their breasts. The ones in good shape have worked at regaining control over their vaginas (Kegel exercises).MILFs are usually real careful about birth control, they know accidents happen but they take responsible step.
You that milf do be looking good I gonna go ask if I can smash her in bed you know that sex and vag
by ThewordDictonarForEveroneboys January 21, 2023
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