Midnight Scalper

the act of shaving a sex partner's hair after they have fallen asleep.

Rickie is a known midnight scalper he has a collection of hair in his room.

by love rocket February 28, 2012

Blue Midnight

enough mixed substance to cripple, maybe even paralyze, as long as it looks blue

isopropyl alcohol, jagermeister, redbull, arsenic and blue kool aid - laced with extra death -

"Yosedg'ews - - , : whatyda vin taek lewaos : ) :) : ) Blue Midnight"

by blue midnight January 2, 2012

Midnight Rag

A towel or piece of clothing used for cleaning up cum and fluids due to masturbating, usually done at night.

Josh silently cleaned up after masturbating at his parents house with his midnight rag.

by Darknova000 December 10, 2011

midnight at Saturn

When a few homosexual teenage boys get together to make music that will make your ears bleed.

"Dude, last night was wack."

-"I know! That was Midnight at Saturn!"

by Cleopatra Switchblade October 15, 2011

Midnight Snackers

Zombies (or Living Dead) that wake up at midnight, and come out of the ground to attack your house and eat your brains. This particular breed of zombies only eat brains, and only wake up at midnight. They're attack ends before the sun comes up.

GJ: It's midnight.
Mikey: The midnight snackers are coming.
Kyle: Protect my brains!

Stripper: I don't have any brains!

by chevronsup August 27, 2011

midnight menace

a group of dangerous criminals that roam the streets at night and steal innocent peoples signs. They typically travel as wang but you may see them integrated with bang.

mlaw: ayo i was camping outside of michy’s house the other day and saw a couple of wangs steal a sign!

sir cum: yeah, that’s the midnight menace. STAE AWAY!!!

by cramphony July 29, 2021

Midnight Slushy

When a prostitute works all day, let’s every man ejaculate inside her, then allows her final customer to insert a straw to drink a very well mixed protein slushy.

Wow... Nikki let me get a midnight slushy after the gym.

by Temsiq August 9, 2021