A Mermaid is a predatory musical artist that creates music soley for the purpose of sucking money out of people.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Contrary to real mermaids, who sings soley for the purpose of sucking blood out of sailors.
Person 1: That Justin Bieber has a pretty good voice, but he makes terrible music.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
How is he so rich?
Person 2: Because he is a Mermaid.
by White_trash88 June 26, 2021
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After getting neutered, that previously manly Maltipoo, Sea Bass, is little more than a rabbit, popping around the yard with that Mermaid’s Purse.
by Jeb6720 January 25, 2026
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