Turmeric Merchant

A derogatory term for an Indian

"Go back where you came from you damn Turmeric Merchant"

by DJSSJ4 November 5, 2025

if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.

This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.

by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025

Gold Mine Merchant

A person who loves gold diggers.

Gold mine merchant driving a nice car picking up gold diggers.

by Gochyooh November 6, 2025

Height Merchant

A person who only cashes in on being tall in a relationship.

I can’t believe he pulled her, he isn’t even hot he’s just a height merchant (he’s 6’2).

by Wapinator68 November 7, 2025

Pfp Merchant

When a discord user's only impactful and meaningful aspect is their pfp
Like Stark
or like atha
He only have anime pfp

Apa citation:

Coolaund

cg member 1: bro have u seen athas new shitty corny anime pfp, its so ass bro 💔
cg member 2: yea bro fuck him and his pfp merchant bullshit

by cornyball December 13, 2025

Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Stat Merchant

An NBA player who chases stats despite the good of the team.

Nikola Jokic is a stat merchant.

by inwegothisway March 14, 2025