marley way

A beautiful girl-friend. Usually has men after her and loves to be athletic. She has a lot of friends but still feels alone

Marley way is so hot..

I know..

by Greatlikes September 28, 2021

Marley

Marley is a ignorant cretin and wants to be like anyone older than him he is a cretin and should be eradicated from society

Morgan: Marley stop hugging me you cretin I don’t wanna kiss you

Marley: sorry I thought you was a year 7

by H-T-I-D February 19, 2022

Marley

just tell people you're friends with him and they'll do anyhting you ask.

"im gonna beat you up"
"wait.. im friends with marley"
the guy punches himself

by Charlishotngl August 7, 2021

marley

louis tomlinson’s girlfriend

person 1: do you know marley?
person 2: yes ofc she’s louis tomlinson’s girlfriend.

by mmarley June 15, 2021

Marley

He is a boy who rarely does work and is very funny. Imagine not being friends with marley

Guy 1 : have you seen marley?
Guy 2 :yeah he's not doing any work

by Horse eater May 17, 2021

Marleying

When you marley a spliff you put it in between your little and third finger and breath through your thunmb and first finger, a bit like shitguns

Like i just burnt my hand doing it!!

by Cigaro March 17, 2005

Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.

Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!

by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024