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Marley

Mmmm sexy beast of a “girl”, she is brown eyed, has brown hair and abnormal thick eye brows that everyone seems to bully

“ her” for. Btw Marley if your reading this since ur sitting next to brae in English try to slap him for me please.
“ omg is that Marley..”
“ sure is, legend says that in the urban dictionary it says he’s a girl lol”
“ jeez”
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Marley

Marley is a boy who care about you no matter what can be stubborn and shy but is crazy and amazing once you get to know him. He'll ask you if your ok at any time of the day. Athletic, cute and loveable mostly likely to date a wierdo but is was too. He is amazing to be around all of his friends love him, Marley is like a drug you just can't get anough of him 😂😂
Person one: Marley is shy right

Person two: no you just don't know him anpugh yet 😂
by Mollywhit08 May 5, 2021
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Marley

He is a boy who rarely does work and is very funny. Imagine not being friends with marley
Guy 1 : have you seen marley?
Guy 2 :yeah he's not doing any work
by Horse eater May 17, 2021
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Marleying

When you marley a spliff you put it in between your little and third finger and breath through your thunmb and first finger, a bit like shitguns
Like i just burnt my hand doing it!!
by Cigaro March 17, 2005
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Bob Marley

Despite his squeaky-clean image as one of the pioneers of reggae music and flying in the face of what Little Itty-Bitty Bob Midget Boy Marley's severely stunted manlet fanboys would like you to believe, Bob "Manlet Mathematics" Marley was a dwarfed, 5ft6 small, Old Toby pipe-weed smoking Ewok hobbit and, according to credible allegations made by his sadistically victimized wife Rita Marley, a wife-beating violent sexual deviant and therefore just another typical small man syndrome-infected microscopic manlet midget monstrosity. Known for constantly cheating on his long-suffering wifelet and even stooping so low as to impregnate and then promptly leave eight innocent women alone to raise his illegitimate offspring in grinding poverty while Bob "Sissy Manlet" Marley rubbed tiny shoulders with the brutally overcompensating and grotesquely gnomish, platform shoes wearing Gabonese dictator and absolute midget turbo-manlet Omar "Standing Blowjob" Bongo - the devastatingly diminutive, peculiarly petite and inherently effeminate myopic manlet pipsqueak fairy Robert Nesta "Straight Outta The Shire" Marley was certainly not someone to look up to. Because he was way too short for that. Manlets BTFO.
Manmore 1: Manlet detected. Isn't that Bob Marley standing around in that front yard over there? Manmore 2: You are mistaken. Here, take my magnifying glass. It's just a moss-covered garden gnome. Manmore 1: Oh, you're right! My apologies. Manmore 2: No problem, easy mistake to make!
by ManletDepreciator September 29, 2024
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Marley

The best person to have in your life, kind, funny; compassionate and beautiful. Everyone would be lucky to have a Marley in their lives
by Yungbl00dTV December 27, 2024
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Marley Time

A big black man who aggressively violates you while simultaneously touching himself.
"Its Marley Time"
by Dr.Rimpldfloorskin January 4, 2025
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