Messy Lunch

Similar to the Messy Dinner, however, this lacks the peeing on the face after the shitty face-wash. IE: Just a face wash with shit on your hands, violently so. Also, see Messy Breakfast/Messy Dinner/Messy Brunch.

Dag, that d00d just got a messy lunch from his gay lover.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese

Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Brunch

The Messy Brunch just merely the act of pissing on another person's face. It fits in with the rest of the "Messy Meal" family. See: Messy Dinner/Lunch/Breakfast. This is a mere taste, similar to an appetizer for the main dish/meal.

Dammmmn, that guy got a messy brunch yesterday, it got him all wet and drippy.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023

Messy Boots

When someone is stirring the pot of drama, it is also known as being shady.

Wheeewww, Ms.Quad was being messy boots earlier when she got a private investigator.

by BBCin dis b October 31, 2023

Messy, stressy, and depressy

When you are a stressed and depressed mess.

I am feeling so messy, stressy, and depressy! FML.

It sucks but I am just messy, stressy, and depressy.

by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Messi

He is super bad and super ugly with his face bruh

I HATE MESSI

by SorryButDontTouchMe November 20, 2023

Messi

The best football player to ever live.

Messi is the GOAT

by 0263037303 November 20, 2023