Intellectual god

Masc: intellectual god

Fem: intellectual goddess

An ironic term used to describe someone of surprisingly inferior intelligence.

Hannah: Isn't Bangkok the capital of Asia?
Will: Hannah, you intellectual goddess! Do you want an award?

by Cool shoes. March 4, 2016

Intellectual Sodomite

Someone who claims to be an intellectual and selectively revises any subject matter to conform with an argument that supports their identity. Essentially ass raping facts and selectively picking information to make non-existent points that support their confirmation bias and support their own idea that they are an intellectually deep thinker capable of resolving ideas no one else can.

Karen destroyed the conversation at philosophy club with her intellectual sodomy by claiming that Nietzsche must have been a eunuch because there is no historical evidence of him sharing any dick paintings with women. Intellectual Sodomite

by Mathican July 26, 2019

Intellectual/spiritual crowd

A group of people that fuels each other. The intellectuals communicate through language the ideas and thoughts of the group, and teach, while the spiritual ones provide (or are) the fuel to the group that keep things going, get things and people heated up about bullshit. Usually they end up making a mushroom cloud of their environment as long as they're in.

The intellectual/spiritual crowd has been trying to take over and run people, places, and things.

by Solid Mantis January 1, 2020

intellectuality

the power of intellectuals

I will activate my intellectuality

by I'm not a bad slime slurp June 3, 2019

Intellectual poisoning

The state of body shut down one goes through after excess studying. Usually happens to college students during finals week. Symptoms include problems communicating to others, ability to stay away, and physical exhaustion.

Damn Billy got intellectual poisoning after preparing for the physics final

by Logzbaker June 10, 2019

intellectual juggernaught

Anybody who is a member of the Flaxton Book Club. They are really smart.

Hey look! there's Stanley, hes an intellectual juggernaught!!

by frozen doberman March 31, 2020

Intellectual Brigade

Contrary to what the name suggests, it is a group of dumb ass motherfuckers who spend most of their time talking about bullshit

Robert is in the Intellectual Brigade despite being one of the dumbest fucks around

by TheHolyLordKnightGawd March 11, 2020