Heard

An expression to acknowledge something that is a response to a situation that could be trivial semi serious.

Co-worker: “That ladder is unstable.”
Me: “Heard”

Friend: “Were leaving in 5!”
Me: Heard

Someone: “Can you check on the cookies?”
Me: “Heard.”

Salesclerk: “You’re total is _____.”

Me: “Heard.”

by 815Merma518 August 8, 2021

Eric c heard

Gods chosen one. Eric will be 6’2 195. His eye’s dreamy making ur fluids run like a river. Curly hair such as gods son. Golden skin. A penis that drives women crazy. Eric will bless you with the golden honey and his glorious rod. Eric c heard is the closest god like being on earth. He drinks to get rid of alcohol on earth because he is such a good man.

Eric c heard is amazing

by Eric Fa the top general August 19, 2022

A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".

"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"

by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Heard

A piece of poop in a place that is not appropriate.

Dude, I came home, and there was a massive heard in my bed.

by BenPaul April 28, 2022

heard

When a woman shafts her man, bullies and manipulates him (especially psychologically), tries to keep him around due to fear of abandonment and plays a saint to the rest of the world.

-I made that donation, Why are telling everyone it was you ? you f**ng heard!
-We're done and don't try heard me! I'm leaving

by marquaze95 May 2, 2022

Heard A Turd

The act of defecating in a bedroom.

Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.

Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak

by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022