Dirty Heard

When you shit on the bed, and then file for divorce.

Amber was a crazy bitch. When her marriage began to fail, she took a Dirty Heard, and smiled.

by Garrett Marshall July 22, 2023

Nah, but i've heard of it

What your friend tells you when they got no idea what you're talking about, but they don't wanna be rude

Yooo dude you see that new apple jet pack?

Nah, but i've heard of it

by Angelina Joile's Forehead Vein August 28, 2023

Heard Faced

When a person admits to shitting their own pants while drunk.

“I was so heard faced last night, I literally shit my pants!”

by Douchydev September 3, 2023

Heard Turd

The shit being taken in a specific place to get a point across to another person who will most likely be the one to find it. Like in the case where Amber Heard was accused of taking a shit in her and Johnny Depp's Bed.

Before the cat left, he made a Heard Terd right where Victor always sits on the couch. Victor totally got Heard Turded!

by LakotaNative September 22, 2023

A-Hearding it

Modern Cultural replacement for the rural saying "Shit the bed", implying one has done irrevocable damage to their credibility through their actions. Also see "Shit the chili", "Shit the money bed".

"Bro, you just A-Hearded our only chance that your parents would pay for spring break!"

"Man, the Twitter Board is really A-Hearding it"

by SpergyNJazzCabbage April 23, 2022

Heard Turd

The turd you find in your bed occasionally, especially after an argument.

I came home from work today to find a Heard Turd in my bed. My girl blamed the dog, but that thing was bigger than he was. She always does this after we fight...

by barnyardhowl April 25, 2022

Heard

A piece of poop in a place that is not appropriate.

Dude, I came home, and there was a massive heard in my bed.

by BenPaul April 28, 2022