Gumping

When someone is not *quite* retarded but they're like just on that line, so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with them.

"Sorry dude, I was too busy gumping Stacy's ass in the freezer."

by GetTKd December 13, 2021

Gump

Sticking gum on your taint to save it for later.

Dylan and Preston gumped all night long

by Furest gump December 21, 2021

Gumping

When you fuck a person that is not retarded but almost retarded.

Hey I was gumping her last night!

by Stop taking the name I want March 11, 2022

Long Gump

The ancient ritual supposedly created by one, Shane. This act involves gumping but from a long distance.

Did you watch the Olympic long gumping last night Steve?

by Ryleen the dream February 11, 2022

gumped

Same as smacked/sloshed/hammered - Under the influence or alcohol or drugs

I was soooo gumped last night

by Sweetbabyren March 7, 2022

Gump

Cum/spunk

Emily asked jenson if she could drink his gump.

by Jensyboo January 29, 2021

covid gumping

Name given to the act of distance running as a hobby only induced by covid and the relative lack of things to do.

Of late, I've been pretty into covid gumping.

by badfeminist March 1, 2021