Global Cheese

Global Cheese is a group chat on Twitter that is filled with the funniest people in the whole world. They are constantly raising the bar and looking flawless while doing it. Some comedians even say they got their inspiration from the friend group.

“Did you see what GLOBAL CHEESE is talking about today? They’re absolutely hilarious!”

by Depression 67 December 18, 2020

Global Weirding

Erratic weather caused by global warming and climate change.

Without notice Global Weirding occured, Texas went from an early beautiful spring day to below freezing temperatures unsteadily.

by Creativelingo February 21, 2021

Global Architect

The retard at work who thinks she knows better than everyone else and no one can get along with and is made to work from home.

Have you seen that ugly new bird Edwina? She's a right pain in the arse. Going to make her the office's global architect.

by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021

global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

global panera bread

Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato

Why aren't people wearing masks, don't they know there's literally a global panera bread happening?

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Global Entry

Internationally getting your back door(man buns) kicked in either by choice or chance.

The foreign exchange student likes get global entry when out of the country

by Byron Long Jr. July 13, 2022

Rapid Global Warming

A false statement that describes Earth rapidly heating up because of human activity .
However, science has proven this wrong. Because the earth is not heating up rapidly , but slowly . Like, life will not go on after 10,000 years.

News: Earth is dying due to rapid global warming and racism!
Me: One, Earth is heating slowly, and two, get help.
Rapid global warming

by Broken knife June 13, 2022