Danes

Funniest guy to hand around.
The class clown.

why are you so Danes😀

by pablobreadmc November 23, 2021

dane

baddass human being, independent, powerful and an ethereal creature by God. no matter where they are, they'll always dominate the situation even the world and the entire universe. no one's can't replace dane.

wow, dat bitch named dane totally flawless

by awzee November 23, 2021

big dane

Large, stupid, loveable idiot. Camp as Christmas and proud of it. Gets boisterous when over stimulated and can cause damage to people and property if not preempted and shouted at.

Look at this “big Dane” I know why they chose him to be flower boy at their wedding.

by BigNicey November 24, 2021

Dane

Name of a really cool human who, amongst friends and coworkers, is also seen as a metaphorical danish, any flavor. Flaky when the time is right, full of flavor when you take another bite.

Them: “Every time I see one of these delicious cream-cheesy pastries, I think of the greatest lover of my life…”

Their Friend: “Was their name Dane?”

Them: “Mmhmm.”

Their friend: “Mmhmm…”

by SerraBard November 23, 2021

Dane

A Dane is someone that nobody likes. Danes are ugly, annoying, dumb, and short. All Danes have small brains and even smaller penises. Not to mention their pea sized balls. Anyone with the name Dane will likely die a virgin and never find love.

"Look at that lame kid over there, his name is definitely Dane."

"Yeah definitely a Dane. My friend says she saw his penis and it's super small

by Western_Man November 23, 2021

philly dane

A sexual move including peanut butter, a banana, and a reach around.

I am down for a lot of things, but not a philly dane.

by zj0 June 29, 2023

Great Danes

Massive Big Ass Balls

That dude has some Great Danes. He’s gonna be in so much trouble once they find out.

by Zigzag January 24, 2023