Colton

Colton is a man who meat rides dick constantly and loves his boyfriends especially boys named Theron

Everyone: let’s go golfing
Colton: sorry guys I can’t I’m waiting for Theron to double pump my ass

by Meatdaddy69 July 16, 2023

colton turner

Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.

Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.

by Regular_ordinary_guy August 6, 2023

Colton and RJ

They are the best gay couple ever Colton is always on the bottom and RJ is always on top.

Colton and RJ : Two gay guys who are having sex

by Classic ranch god August 21, 2023

Colton

If you ever hear this name called in the same room, regret every decision that led you to this point. He’s the kind guy that will become a squid spontaneously and then try to violate you when your back is turned. Suspenders are mandatory for maximum protection from skroofs (skinner, rat, goof) like him

Person1: hey should we invite Colton to the party tonight.
Person2: that skroof, fuck no. He went full squid mode last time and tried to assault me sexually.

by Skroof life November 26, 2021

Colton

Colton is an absolute fucking menace. His massive sized penis scares even gods of the creation they have made. He plays golf on Sundays, lifts 500LB weights daily, eats bolts for breakfasts, and gets a new girlfriend every fucking day. Colton should not be messed with because he will fuck you up using his massive biceps.

Oh my god Colton just looked at me so hot.

by Ryuichee April 26, 2022

Colton

Uncultured dipwad.
Annoying.
Thinks he’s cool.
Based.

More than likely has a mullet.

eeeeew that kid is so Colton.

by Bill sucks May 3, 2022

Colton

Is a man who is usually very retarded. He is short and looks like a dog.. He is the MOST ANNOYING person you know.

is that Colton..
ya.. better get away

by Ssoundcraz May 7, 2022