hillary clinton

America's Best Presidential Candidate Ever, but unfortunately USA got fucked by Donald Trump and he won. Hillary Clinton should kill him and save America from Donald Trump the Fucker.

Hillary Clinton will kill Donald Trump and become the next president.

by lijordon January 19, 2017

clinton plan

Travel arrangements including everything necessary and extras including sexual favors.

Bill traveled across Europe on the Clinton plan staying at fine hotels with daily blowjobs.

by Chaitonics August 23, 2017

Bill Clinton

Was the 42nd president of the United States of America. He was inaugurated on January 20, 1993 and left office on January 20, 2001. He was the last president of the 20th century

Bill Clinton was impeached in 1999

Bill Clinton almost became a first man

by Clarksons Malarkes January 2, 2019

Bill Clinton

Man child with the intelligence of a senile squirrel

*walks out of office* Hey bill hows it going? I did not have sexual relations with that girl. uhhh what bill? *bill clinton smiles*

by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018

Bill Clinton

Nominated for Game Of The Year 2022

'I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed Orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton'

by JokerMain666 December 19, 2022

Reverse Clinton

Bill Clinton said “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. A reverse Clinton, in all its simplicity, is the opposite of the quote - having sexual relations with that woman.

-I’ll tell you something - I’d love to pull off a reverse Clinton with her over there.

by Agger V October 26, 2022

The Clinton Suicide

A mysterious suicide involving being shot twice in the back of the head, usually after former involvement in their political campaigns

A: I heard the Secretary committed The Clinton Suicide
B: What’s that?
A: When you’re assassinated by the Clinton’s via 2 bullets but it is ruled a suicide
B: Ah ok

by Apprefo December 9, 2021