Chimp

they drown in water

In water, chimps will drown

by TheA6Max January 2, 2021

Piss Chimp

Someone who rejects the modern slavery of peeing into a toilet. The relationship between man and bowl has always been a constant struggle. How often are we criticized for getting piss on the seat? For getting piss on the floor? This is our natural instinct fight against the bowl, fighting against the tyranny of modernity. Returning to monke is the only way to truly be free.

Slavery and freedom cannot exist together. If we cannot give freedom to every piss chimp, let us do nothing that will impose slavery upon any other piss chimp. I prefer dangerous freedom over peaceful slavery. None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free.

by Alpha Ape January 13, 2021

Street Chimp

Racial term or slang for someone from the ghetto, preferably black or African American, going around the neighborhood destroying and/or vandalizing private property.

Sean: hey man! There’s a BLM protest down the street.
Tom: Nah man, those are just street chimps looting and stealing John’s Electronics Store.

by LongSlongSilver8D January 28, 2021

Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.

Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Sea Chimp

A boater that doesn't know what they're doing and wants all their work done cheap.

You're not a booster you're a SEA CHIMP.

by SoapsOn June 13, 2021

Chimping Around

“Chimping” or “chimping around” is a Canadian term that defines the healthy balance between going apeshit and chilling. Chimping.

“Hey buddy what’s going on?”
“You know man, just chimping around”

by Boxxxmuncher May 17, 2021

CHIMP BRIMP

When he/she ain’t ready.

Oh nah, he ain’t ready for some of this CHIMP BRIMP!

by MilkEKream October 31, 2024