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Fuck you Baltimore

Fuck you Baltimore! Is a phrase and possible tagline from an ad for Big Bill Hell's Care in Baltimore, Maryland.
Person 1: Hey Bill, what's the tagline for your company?
Bill: Fuck you Baltimore!
by CzechShar October 2, 2023
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Baltimore twister

A sexual act in which one of the partners defecates in a circular motion till the stole forms in a spiral like shape on the recipients chest.
Last night the wife and I were getting dirty and she tried the old Baltimore twister on me 😏
by Baltimore twister January 6, 2021
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Baltimore donkeypunch

When fucking a woman in doggy style then drive stunning their back with a taser to get that nice clench you needed to finish
Officer Dave: hello fellow officer John how did your date with shaquifa go on the previous evening

Officer John: oh well there may have been a Baltimore donkeypunch involved
by Slevemcdichael September 17, 2022
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Baltimore Bow

When a Female uses her elbow crease to jerk off a Male's penis usually when the female is "tired" and doesn't want to do any work.
My girlfriend was real tired last night so she just gave me a baltimore bow.
by CaptianFartPants December 7, 2021
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Baltimore Bus Ride

When someone shits on your dick and then hops on it for a ride.
She asked to use the bathroom and I asked if she wanted a Baltimore Bus Ride instead
by Kbdml March 19, 2022
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Baltimore

Badger: What is Baltimore compared to Detroit and Chicago?
HeavenlyFather: Baltimore is literally, S-Tier murder capital you will die. Welcome to PUBG
by Nezha March 28, 2022
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Baltimore Roll

A thick roll of money made up only of one dollar bills.
At the movie ticket counter, Bobby reached into his pocket, pulled out a wad of money and flashed it for Shirley. Little did she know that was was a Baltimore Roll of one dollar bills.
by Kaymo11 October 15, 2021
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