angus

Angus (noun / adjective)

A term for someone doing something so hilariously and unexplainably stupid that you can’t even be mad—only shocked. Used when a person who absolutely should know better makes a decision so goofy, senseless, or logic-defying that standard words like “dumb” or “clueless” don’t feel strong enough.
Not a judgment of intelligence or ability—just a label for a moment of peak, situational stupidity.

“Bro brought milk to a tailgate in 100° heat with no cooler. Total angus move.”

by bjamin19 December 3, 2025

Angus

just has a massive dick and is a mad cunt who everyone loves

I had sex with him and straight away i knew he was called angus

by jonah69420 November 23, 2021

Angus

Gets back with their ex, proper punce too and sucks cock on a daily

See that fag muncher over there such an angus

by TINNY12235 November 23, 2021

angus trotter

stinky ginger who is very sus and likes men also hates black people

angus trotter is sus and racist

by JDF719161 November 23, 2021

Angus J Young

Angus is a guy a that loves to fart and ditch his mates

I'm going to do a Angus j Young

by Vege55 February 12, 2025

Angus

Actually has less chromosomes then the average disabled person. loves younger people. and his favorite place to hang out is at the kindergarten. can be a good friend sometimes but most of the time he sits there with his bald head. dresses like a child molester.

Angus loves hanging out with younger people

by Lappyone March 12, 2025

Angus Function

A phrase used to describe an awesome, exciting and possibly dangerous Project X type func where we drug Angus and take the Butt household for our own.

"Hey do you want to hang out later today?"
"Sorry I can't I'm going to an Angus Function. We're going to flood Bill's house with vod."

by LEWIS JOSON March 18, 2025