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Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023
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Andrewitis

A disease contracted to those who have sex with Andrew. Common side effects are: psychosis, prolonged attachment and also your booty gets bigger somehow. Possibly leads to CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl you're pretty psycho, do you have andrewitis?
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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Andrew

very bad kid. Loves basketball but very bad. Loves girls but gets none.
He is an Andrew
by my moms undy November 1, 2018
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Andrew

andrew eats ass
by jakepauler420xd February 23, 2019
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Andrew

Is really loud! Loves to play sports and is friends with quite weird people. He loves to get out there and have fun. He also loves pancakes.
I’m awesome cause I’m Andrew
by Andre Y February 26, 2019
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Andrew

A person who seems to ignore you because he thinks you are cooler then everyone else.
You see that kid? Yea he’s acting so Andrew today.

Ever since he got that friend he’s been such an Andrew.
by odoggy February 26, 2019
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