Eggs Benedict Arnold

Eggs Benedict are prepared in the usual fashion, but the hollandaise has the addition of male ejaculate.

Hey Jimmy, how are you liking those Eggs Benedict Arnold?

by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023

Eggs Benedict Arnold

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Betrayal is a dish best served poached with a toasted English Muffin, ham, and hollandaise sauce... Extra "creamy". Hollan-deez nuts, if you will.

Scotty doesn't know that I am stealing his Fiona. She's going extra and making him Eggs Benedict Arnold for breakfast... with my help.

by Winters Scoop December 4, 2023

Arnold

When you have your golfing partner bend over on the tee off, and strap a dildo to your driver then proceed to swing hard enough to launch the dildo, club, and the golfball so far up his asshole it the ball still goes 320 yards and proceeds to be 2 holes in one swing making it the rare golden eagle shot never even seen before

"I hope u had your camera out cause Jerry just ripped an Arnold through Mike closing the tournament coming out on the top"

by Hairy hippocampus July 29, 2023

Benadryl’d Arnold

When you crush up Benadryl into a powder and put it inside a condom before use - this is done to achieve a forced limp dick or whisky dick effect.

“Yeah, I pulled the old Benadryl’d Arnold trick - she has no idea I wasn’t into her last night.”

by nine times August 11, 2023

Matthew Arnold School

A mentally asylum or a Prison

“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Matthew arnold school.”
“Oh.. right..”

by jedthefed April 10, 2023

Arnold

A business man that wears a sport coat over a golf shirt and completes the look with white soled shoes.

Hey man, you see that Arnold over there? Guy always needs to be first in line to board the plane.

by Nakfest April 12, 2023

Chase Arnold John Engeldinger

A tall blonde african american who has the fattest jhonny ive ever seen, that nigga makes the most fire beats and has great fashion sense and his new album nigga penis bologna sandwich was the cause of 9/11, world hunger, and global warming. PS. hes the best friend i could ever ask for.

Person: OMG is that chase arnold john engeldinger?

Person 2: Omg yes he is so fine

Person 3: ive heard is jhonny is exceptionally large.

by Hiichi so peachy April 16, 2023