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Andrew

Also known as "Big Dick Billy". All the guys want to be him, all the girls want to be with him. Andrew is funny, intelligent, handsome, interesting, strong and just all-around brilliant. Andrew can seem cocky and even abrasive, but he is protective of his loved ones and will do anything it takes to support them. Andrew can be a dick, but those who really know him understand how deeply he feels and how much he cares. Andrew is a terrible enemy and a brilliant ally. Be more like Andrew.
Random Nigga: Andrew. He's a dickhead fuck him.
Andrew's Friend: If only you really knew him.
Same Random Nigga: Shut the fuck up.
Andrew: Jump the fuck off my friend random nigga
by Lord Hakai November 24, 2021
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Andrew

The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.
God, I’m not even religious but fuck I’ve been blessed by having an Andrew Sweet in my life
by Goofiestgoob123 February 14, 2023
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Andrew

(King) Andrew is the sexiest, strongest, smartest, and richest man alive. He's super generous and owns so many nice cars and shoes, and has W rizz. He has multiple girls going for him, but he's loyal to his true love. (King) Andrew would fight anyone who talks bad about his friends. He's supportive and always makes you laugh when you want to cry. He has such a nice body too, one of the best in the country. He's also very creative and comes up with very interesting scenarios, and loves inviting himself to hangout with friends. He's got a big appetite for food, love, and money!
"Who's that sexy guy over there?" : Reem
"Omg ya who is that?" : Claudia
"That's Andrew, he's loyal to one girl though, he wouldn't want you, he doesn't want to make his girl jealous shh" : Drake
by Peachling112 December 18, 2022
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Andrewism

Andrewism is the way someone by the name of Andrew usually acts towards people, or situations in general. Andrews are usually seen in a positive light, but Andrewism is more negative. It is usually used by Andrews who are in a bad mood which for some that's everyday, because for Andrews life is usually not that bad but turns out life still blows. So Andrewism is just what you call when they say unnecessarily mean things to literally anyone. Usually in a way that is meant to be funny to anyone who isn't being said shit about them. Andrewism also radiates the highest level of Sodium known to man, and has a toxicity level higher than Hydrogen cyanide, Nitrous oxide, Phosgene, Potassium cyanide combined due to many Andrew's several hours is researching and hyper analyzing X-Box live game chats for several hours they have the potential of creating levels of Sodium that are deadlier to intake than eating an entire salt farm. Andrewism can also be taken in how some Andrews say "facts" that have no structure or proof, but how they say it makes you think "Huh maybe he's saying the truth" when in reality he is improvising on the spot on what he's saying, but that comes from all Andrews on a Monday through Wednesday basis.
"Why is Andrew being so rude today?"
"He's just doing a bit of Andrewism right now, don't worry he'll be fine tomorrow."
by Anderstan Von Danneberg January 3, 2023
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Andrewitis

A disease contracted to those who have sex with Andrew. Common side effects are: psychosis, prolonged attachment and also your booty gets bigger somehow. Possibly leads to CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl you're pretty psycho, do you have andrewitis?
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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Andrewitis

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy
by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018
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Andrew

very bad kid. Loves basketball but very bad. Loves girls but gets none.
He is an Andrew
by my moms undy November 1, 2018
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