SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19

Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19

by Sebastian294 May 30, 2020

FLOWVID-19

Unintended, but pleasing, flow resulting from the shutdown of barbers and hairdressers during the COVID-19 pandemic.

PERSON 1: You growing your hair out, dude?

PERSON 2: Naw, man, I've got that FLOWVID-19 going on. I'll probably cut it in 2021.

by Septimus80 September 15, 2020

Dumvid-19

What people get sick from when they don’t follow mandatory requirements or recommendations.

So what did Pavel get sick with? Dumvid-19... he refused to wear a mask when he was at the all you can eat Buffet in Frankfurt.

by Glimmer October 17, 2020

COVID-19

COVID-19 is this damn virus that makes people buy toilet paper and stay inside and wear masks and stay in online school
and suffer and be lonely and cough and die and is just all around a bad thing

dude 1: Man I hate COVID-19, we get stuck inside
dude 2: Me too bro it sucks

by okamipad November 27, 2020

January 19

Take people’s Girlfriend day, For the bullied people

Homie 1: Why did my girl say you’re better than me
You: I don’t know maybe it’s that time of the year
Homie 2: Yeah mine too
Homie 3: We are gonna beat you up
You: but I’m doing something with insert gf’s here
You: It’s January 19th also

by WockySlush January 18, 2021

SORDID-19

The diseases infecting young people 19 and under that have nothing to do with COVID-19.

SORDID-19 is much more infectious and contagious among the young and stupid than COVID-19.

by Arnie Grape February 20, 2021

March 19

March 19 is the day where your older siblings can't beat you in a fight.

Mark: hey wanna play rock paper scissors
Jackson: sure *wins*
Mark: you can't win it's March 19 today.

by Zodiac nice man March 19, 2021