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“ur actually gonna piss me off” 🥸
me: “ur actually gonna piss me off
bro: “YoUr ACutALly GoNNa PiSs mE OfF

me: “ok bro”
by magnusdelta66 March 9, 2024
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ur not joe biden

u are not that guy or ur not “hollywood
friend: oh i didn’t see ur message
me: bru ur not joe biden stfu
by brebre_1 March 9, 2024
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ur-ban dick-tionary

when your suggestion gets banned for being insulting on urban dictionary
"joe deserved to get ur-ban dick-tionaryed. he made a post on liquid lava insulting 30 groups."
by Bill Chancelhuaser March 23, 2024
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Ur dad

Hmmm idk man he's gone he disappeared
Deric: "Ur dad was really hard last night dude I felt all up on that shit" Chris: WHAT DUDE U FUCKED MY DAD
by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024
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Ur dad

Hmmm where did he go he's nowhere to be found
Jimmy:"dude me and ur dad smashed so hard I busted everywhere and I mean FUCKING EVERYWHERE" Chris:"U FUCKED MY DAD DUDEEE....
by I'm gay ASF so is ur mom March 24, 2024
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ur m0okm

A horrible misspelling of the phrase "ur mom" spelt by the struggle of forcefully using another's hand to clumsily type on a school chromebook.
I basngedb ur m0okm lloast nighjt

Bro are you high?
by Splashy aka ur m0okm June 6, 2022
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Ur mom

Ur mom is an epic comeback to use against someone. It will catch then off guard not will not know how to respond.
Ur mom use it while you can.
Tommy "I wonder who smells like raw fish"
Jimmy "I bet it's Daniel"
Daniel "no, it's ur mom"
by pseudooym June 7, 2022
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