November 28

People with huge gigantic mega cocks are born on this day. Usually with black hair.

Person: Holy shit! You have a 14 inch penis?!

Person born on November 28: hell yeah ;)

by FoolishG September 15, 2021

November 4th

literal birthday of the devil, literally every time this date passes someone gives birth to a devil.

“when were you born??”

“oh! november 4th-“

“get away from me. now.”

“why-?”

“I SAID GET AWAY FROM ME BOY”

by Unga_Bahm51 August 10, 2021

november 3

tell alicia u love her day

person 1: hey alicia, i love you!
alicia: really?

person 1: yeah!! it’s november 3

by love alicia November 1, 2019

November 1st

The day that starts off the Christmas spirit

Person1: hey what day is it?
Person2: November 1st why?
Person1: omg! *plays Christmas music*

by Anonymous:)25 November 1, 2019

November 3rd

National Tell your crush you like them day !!

Mary: Should i tell Calvin i like him?

Vanessa: Yes! Its November 3rd after all :)

by apersonislonely November 2, 2019

november 9th

eat your dog day

me: hey virgin its november 9th, hide yo dawg
joe: tf?

by joeangie November 4, 2019

november 20

girls like sheryll who are IN LOVE and OBSESSED w guys named lawrence

omg look at sheryll. she was born on november 20, no wonder why she loves lawrence

by 12345bootycheeks November 4, 2019