Fortnite

A game where a bunch of 8 year old kids swear their heads off because their mum wont let them buy money

Kid 1: Hey wanna play Fortnite
Kid 2: Sure
Kid 1 kills kid 2
Kid 1: Shit on

by Cooperlikespizza August 19, 2020

Fortnite

The worlds most shittiest game, full of horny 9 year olds who sweat their arses off and wank to Pokimane.

Boy: Hey, Jake hasn't played outside in ages.
Girl: Because the bender sits on his lazy arse scoffing a KFC Snackbox whilst on Fortnite

by XxMLG_ProPussySlayerxX August 21, 2020

Fortnite

This is a shit game. Only 9 year olds play it.

brother: yo wanna play some fortnite?
me: ew! No,thats a gay game
brother: you better play with me! >:(
me: I will commit suicide rn!

by huzopizgozigizoaaaaaa August 22, 2020

Fortnite

Some gay ass game only Horny teenagers play because they get turned on by cartoon asses and pay 6000 dollar to wank at some shit hole skins if it was first person no body would play it

coen bought the Madison skin in fortnite And go turned on if ya know what I mean

by DrM3NZ3L August 24, 2020

Fortnite

a game where you waste your money on vbucks and the devs dont give a fuck about their community, and want your money

Fortnite is A Shitty Game

by actuallythedog August 25, 2020

Fortnite

Good game

Good game for Everyone execpt fortnite haters

by Kit the Little cat August 26, 2020

Fortnite

Fortnite is a cringy ass game where virgin and 10 year olds scream and losing Brain Cells everyday for playing the game

Kid: STOP STEALING MY JUGJUG

Mom:i shouldn't adopted you in the first place

kid:SHUT UP MOM IM PLAYING FORTNITE

Mom:this is the reason why me and your father are leaving you

by Vix.HQ August 28, 2020