Out of pocket

When your friend disappoints you and upon telling them you're disappointed they proceed to threaten you by saying they'll shit on your front porch and blame it on your dog.

Me: I'm so disappointed with your unoriginal joke.
Friend: I'll shit on your front porch and blame your dog!
Me: That's out of pocket.

by notyourmeemaw August 3, 2021

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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

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Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

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Hot pocket

A girl with STD's.

Person 1: Why did the whole 4th street die of STD's?
Person 2: I heard 3rd street gang sent a hot pocket and they ran a train on her.

by Faranani February 19, 2022

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Pocket Steak

A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel

Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up

by KKfrycook February 22, 2022

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