reverse jerky

reverse jerky- 1)when a man sits on a woman's lap facing away from her and she jerks him off like it is her own dick
2) when the jerker flips their hand from palm under the shaft to palm on top of the shaft and precedes to jerk off

Mother Theresa asked me to sit on her lap last night and much to my surprise I got a reverse jerky.

by fuzziness grime and friends August 18, 2020

Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.

1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.

by SpankyJones September 3, 2020

The reverse Hannah Montana

When two people pretend to be one person.

Wow did you watch the prestige. Christian Bale was doing the reverse Hannah Montana

by Ego-Tist September 10, 2020

Reverse Belichick

1. Being forced out of a head coach position to take a lower, less prominent job with less power at a rival team—the ultimate reverse power play to show how soft and weak you are.

2. When Bill Belichick cleans up for anything!

Damn...Jason Garrett joined the Giants as their OC!?!? What they tryin’ to do—run a Reverse Belichick???

by Wood side!!!!! September 28, 2020

Reverse Anal

when you stick your dick so far down someone's throat it comes out the other side. the human digestive system is about 30 feet in length, so you would need a 30 foot and a bit long dick to perform the act of reverse anal.

Girl: how long is your dick?
Guy: I can do reverse Anal
Girl: WOW

by George bush 67 September 30, 2020

Reverse Howdy

(1) A way of saying hello after someone greeted you saying," Howdy"

(2) A innuendo that means reverse cowgirl.

A: "Howdy there"

B: "Reverse howdy to you"

by Bayou Redneck October 1, 2020

Reverse Howdy

(1) A way of greeting someone after they said Howdy.
(2) Another way to say reverse cowgirl

A: "Howdy"
B: "Reverse howdy"

by Bayou Redneck October 1, 2020