brain gimp

A person who is completely stupid, unable to process simple thoughts. Dumb duck, Dumb ass.

Dude, Jesse is so stupid. He's a brain gimp.

by Lordskum July 16, 2023

homework brain

Homework brain. The condition where you spend so much time doing homework you develop temporary Down Syndrome.

Briana started getting homework brain

by MizuMizu July 20, 2023

Brian Brain

When you have a strong, humorous but klutzy brain

Can't believe I just did that. It was a right Brian brain moment.

by Zentient_Being July 24, 2023

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

Panty-Brained

Panty-brained refers to someone that advocates for policies and ideas that incentivise promiscuity in society.

Stacy is a panty-brained feminist

by Logostics July 25, 2023

Panty-Brained

Panty-brained refers to someone that advocates for policies and ideas that incentivise promiscuity in society.

She is a panty-brained feminist

by Logostics July 26, 2023

Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023