Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

two finger scoop

a hot way to lift someones underboob

he two finger scoop me and it was hot

by slave lover#two finger scoop September 16, 2019

Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.

How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!

by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019

two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.

my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!

by Evasmth September 22, 2019

Two plate disaster

A phrase to describe a situation or person that is a real mess and does not have their shit together. Even thought breaking one plate causes a mess, it’s just an accident, but when two plates break - it is a true disaster.

Our country is a complete two plate disaster.

Did you see that dude at the party last night? He was a two plate disaster.

by Shmecca October 11, 2019

thirty hundred and sixty-two

The most common numerical terminology for the number three thousand and sixty-two.

I think that dress costs thirty hundred and sixty-two dollars ($3,062.00)

by TheWhiteRabbit07 October 13, 2019