The Platt Sandwich

When you lather your moob with Nutella and interlock with your girlfriend during sex

You know I had to hit her with the “Platt Sandwich”

The Platt Sandwich has been passed down for generations until this moment, where it can be exposed to the world as a revolutionary sexual technique.

by hogert fargum September 21, 2025

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich

A sandwich made of moldy 10 year expired baloney, smegma, and the end pieces of a loaf of bread

“Me and bro eat a Moldy Dihbloney Sandwich errday. sadly we also just got syphilis but it’s probably unrelated”

by htx.ph4ra0h October 11, 2025

Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich

noun — A mythical culinary catastrophe said to occur when the digestive aftermath of a man's spicy curry collides with a woman's cleavage in a moment of chaotic intimacy. Often followed by vigorous chest percussion, known in folklore as “motorboating.” Not recommended by any major food safety authority.

"After Raj's third helping of butter chicken, he gave his girlfriend an Indian Sloppy Joe Sandwich"

by DonBear October 22, 2025

CockMeat Sandwich

THIS Dicckk Bitch!! FaaaawwwwkkUuuMeaaan!

Bitch come suck this CockMeat Sandwich Now!!

by JayBreezo2xs October 23, 2025

Sicily half toast turkey sandwich

When one white Caucasian penis similar to the colour of white un toasted bread enters the vagina of a woman, and a black penis the same colour of burnt toasted bread enters the anal cavity of the same woman creating a Sicily Half toast turkey sandwich.

Person 1: “personally I love when two men make me a Sicily half toast turkey sandwich.”
Person 2: “What the fuck.”

by I loveTurkeySandwhiches October 28, 2025

Corned Egg Sandwich

When you dilate her ass, fit as many peeled hard boiled eggs inside her. Allow her to slam shut. Proceed to take 2 slices of Texas style toast and have the woman crouch over the 2 slices as you hold them under her ass. Have her squeeze out the combination of corned eggs and seasoning on your sandwich. Bust a load on the sandwich and fold the other slice over the top. Wipe off excess. Serve to the woman. Enjoy.

I'm not hungry for A "wet burrito" I'm already full from Tiffany's "Corned Egg Sandwiches"

by StinkyFingerer October 30, 2025