Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''

Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''

by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

is in my porn folder

a way to say someone you think is cool

yer riley so is in my porn folder

by ozrus February 12, 2024

Lesbian porn

Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it

Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted

by Lesbian bitch 101 February 15, 2024

proficiency porn

A TV or film genre depicting someone with outmatched skills in a certain area, with which he defeats all the bad guy or solves all the problems.

"Ugh... The martian is just proficiency porn"

by GrummbleDaddy February 18, 2024

Porn Feet

A condition where people are born with feet where each toe is longer than the other from the pinkie to the big toe in an ascending direction. Feet like this are accentuated especially when the big toe sticks out like a sore thumb. These feet are called porn feet because in most porn videos the actors always happen to have these kinda feet. Hence…porn feet.

Jake has porn feet

Alyssa has a foot fetish and only dates men with porn feet.

by lilacgirl97 February 18, 2024

Furry porn watcher

A guy with brown hair thats lanky as fuck gets 0 play and usually has a name starting with M and ending with N.
Also often wathes hentai in class.

this furry porn watcher in my class is annoying as fuck I hate him I dont care about his damn pokemon cards

by afioasio February 21, 2024