poop and tug

The old fashioned finger in the butt while you masturbate. -MobDylan

I was watching The View, when Whoopi Goldberg got my blood flowing for an good ol' poop and tug.

I couldn't sleep, so MobDylan gave me a poop and tug to rock me into celestial bliss.

by MobDylan August 25, 2016

Boop the poop

An alternate term for anal sex

Guy: "You wanna boop the poop tonight?"
Girl: "Sure."

by colohaustbibby January 14, 2017

Poop lasagna

Jake Paul

Poop lasagna, poop lasagna. Jake Paul ain't nothingp, but a poop lasagna.

by Saitama 777 September 9, 2020

poop me

your so bad just poop on me

your so mad that you say POOP ME

by lolman16 October 5, 2020

Poop Tash

The poor excuse for a young adolescent boy's mustache. Kind of looks like he's just stuck fluff on his top lip, and tried to pass it off as puberty.

'Did you kiss him?'

'No he's got a vile poop tash!!'

by Patelson November 28, 2012

Arizona Poop

A huge shit that stick out of the water like the uss arizona in Hawaii.

Dude i took the biggest shit today. it was a full on arizona poop. the end was stickin out of the water!

by blackveilbrideslova February 8, 2012

Garbage Poop

To be completly terrible at something, to not excel in any form. It may refer to someones skill at a certain subject, action, sport, or game. However it is often used to describe someones total lack of skill at games such as Madden 12, call of duty, or possibly mario cart. This phrase is also comparable to Ass Milk and Trash Sauce.

Example 1.

Robert: Dude, your getting your ass kicked.

Brad: Its because Tim Tebow is a shit quarterback you ass hole.

Robert: Dont make excuses man, your just Garbage Poop.

by I Chink Im Cool November 28, 2011