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Called

Hey, I would have called but... You wouldn't have believed me, you would have deflected to peripheral issues that do not, will not, nor will I ever care about. You would have striped me of my rights"
A literal retard "But do you condone educational-rape? She like educational-rape!"

Iam "Do you see why I don't have a girlfriend yet or do you not get my point here?"

Hym "Yeah, no, it needs to be done my way or the problem won't be solved. I would have called but, really... What would you have done then that you can't do now?"
by Hym Iam March 5, 2024
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Call of duty Voice chat

Only turn this on if you want your headset to explode with racial slurs. The only way to turn it off is to say them back, trust :)
Call of duty voice chat:

"hah, killed you"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID NI-"
by Hood essentials March 6, 2024
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Credit card call center girl

Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby.

So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)
Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob
by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024
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candy call

an ai prank call website that is the source of epic lulz.
he just sent a donald trump ai call using candycall.io. i fucking hate getting a candy call
by _plex March 11, 2024
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Pot calling the kettle black

Hipocricy
Zoned out daughter who has just unknowingly won the world record finishing a bowl of spaghetti-
hey dad, stop slurping.....
All round great dad- well....that's the 'Pot Calling The Kettle Black'
by Mine farter March 13, 2024
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hop on call of duty

Slang for rough, gay BDSM mostly with furries
Guy 1: Anyone wanna hop on call of duty?
Guy 2: Yea I am getting hard already.
by FishDied March 16, 2024
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