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Michael

Megan - “omg look is Michael”
Cheila - “ Oh yes, he works at the circus as a clown
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Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guysdid you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…
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Michael

The sexy's man alive. All girls and boys love him.aqa1aA~
Michael is so cute
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Michael

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MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed
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michael from og.starmic

literally the greatest human being on planet earth, there are literally no words in the entire universe to describe how amazing of a human being in all the multiverses. every parallel universe he is just better, always the best person, way better than i, haylie, is okay? anything he says to dispute that is cap.
haylie: michael from og.starmic is the best human being in the entire world
michael: no im not, you're better
haylie: cap
by wynter lilie November 8, 2020
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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
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