ur mom

dead.

person 1: Riley ur mom.

person 2: whats ur mom?
person 1: dead.

by badussygoofygobbler November 23, 2021

Ur-anus

Ur-anus is a planet for the queers, by the queers

Person 1; Booberella just arrived from Ur-anus

Person 2; Alaska is performing in Ur-anus this weekend

by Jae_za November 24, 2021

ur mom

she's hot trust me she was in my bed last night she's a lovely lady with a great waist

ur mom: hey underaged kid
kid: hey qt ;)

by dfewfdfsdf November 24, 2021

Ur Mom

She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

ur such a child I love it

When a child predator sneakily tries to rizz up a child

Person 1: "ur such a child I love it"
Person 2: *Calls 911*

by predator101 May 31, 2023

clontt ur

the definition of a typo
someone so stupid that that autocorrect can’t even fix their spelling

Hey Swarup! How’s it going!
Clontt ur

by j🥺uwuwuwu June 3, 2023