Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022

Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Milky tea

Tea with milk, it’s absolutely delicious, but too much milk added can make you sick. It’s perfect and addicting.

Person one : I’d like to order a milky tea please.
Person 2: oh god, they’re absolutely delicious!
Person 1: ikr??

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Shy Bairns Get Ne Tea

An alternate to Shy Bairns Get Nowt

"You know what they say - shy bairns get ne tea"

by sibla March 2, 2022

Reading the tea leaves

When you predict gossip.

Typically used in conjunction with “spill the tea”

Alternate version “Reading the spilled tea leaves”

I can’t believe you knew about all that gossip before she spilled the tea, you were reading the tea leaves for sure

by hey__suburbia May 22, 2021

That’s the Tea !

Yassssss bish ! Or I KNOW THATS RIGHT !

Usually used in the LGBTQ community.

Her Bestie : Girl why she all in your face like you still something but the whole time she stealing ?

Me: girl ! That’s the tea ! Tf !

by Bezirella May 24, 2021

ice tea surprise

When you fuck the ice tea and somebody drinks it.

Damn jimmy just got some of my ice tea surprise

by -S41- August 14, 2021