Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

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Rat

Someone who is gross and dirty and just all around terrible. I use this to describe most people...I think it’s getting out of hand.

Friend: “Omggg becky! lookkk at herr”
Me: “I knoww like she’s a rat”

by yungnigga335 April 6, 2019

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Hard Rat Sausage

A really Narly loking boner. something no one should have to witness.

What is that?
Oh its just my Hard Rat Sausage.

by Hard McDaniels April 11, 2019

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Rat

sklarp

sklarp = rat.

by sklarp good April 12, 2019

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Rat King

It's crazy

Thats a rat king You see how it is crazy

by Daddy Kat April 16, 2019

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Sewer rat

Person who has the traits of a rat, mole or groundhog, or who thinks they are (Thick, cool, or totally hot) even tho they are as flat as a stick and as cool as a candle and ugly just like me ;)

"Did you she Karen the other day she took my kids that little sewer rat!"
"I was standing with those sewer rats over their :/"

by Your friendly sewer rat ;) September 15, 2019

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