poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

by jaytea September 26, 2018

Pooping Lizzie

A girl who is steaming out of every crevice on her body. She smells of mystery and last night's Chinese food.

My stomach hurts. I just took a pooping lizzie.

by Peanut butter lover 420 October 4, 2018

tree poop

The shit that trees drop on your vehicle. (Sap, juices, or anything that stains/dirties your vehicle)

Fuck, there’s tree poop all over my truck. I shouldn’t have parked under this dumb as fuck black olive tree!

by MrCracker911 May 27, 2019

Poop Sock

A sock where one stores poop to hide from Mommy and or Daddy. Thesebare normally found under a bed in a drawer are in ones matress

Mommy found my poop sock

I hid my poop sock in my pillow case

by TheEpicPoopDealer June 13, 2019

snapchat poop

When Felicia takes a Snapchat of herself shitting on the toilet

Guy 1: lol
Guy 2: what
Guy 1: Felicia just Snapchat pooped me

by ThegreatBill April 28, 2017

Poop Karma

When you're walking the dog and decide to pretend to not see the poop, not pick it up and walk away. Poop Karma kicks in when you poop and 1.) don't have toilet paper 2.) can't flush 3.) anything else embarrassing that involves poop.

You better pick up that poop or you'll get poop karma!

by bünch March 6, 2017

Poop chute

Anal cavity where waste is disposed of

I got a dildo stuck in my poop chute

by Critter Liam March 9, 2017